Those DUMB NBC hacks are as protective as a plastic grocery bag!

Rosie O'Donnell's cheeks are red,
Democrat states are blue,
my white supremacists vote Republican,
and pray the media I will subdue

Those REGRETTABLE NBC hacks are as progressive as a glacier!

Despite what those Mexican lawyers tell you, Ozzy Osbourne is as comical as a dead man walking, I should know!!

Despite what those Mueller spies tell you, Piers Morgan is as direct as a fortune cookie, I should know!!

Those Obama cronies are lying to you: my GREAT friends on the hard-right are as sombre as the Three Stooges!

Those Obama cronies are lying to you: my TREMENDOUS friends Newt and Rudi are as popular as Linux!

Those Comey people are lying to you: my GREAT local milk people are as militant as a smiley toaster!

Southern states are red,
tacky hotel lobbies are gold,
my hair stylists are real patriots,
and believe my win was foretold

Rosie O'Donnell's cheeks are red,
McDonalds' arches are gold,
my legal team love the constitution,
and say my jokes never get old

Despite what those Comey people tell you, Severus Snape is as sour as sweet lemonade, I should know!!

Self-inflicted wounds are red,
Don Jr.'s cufflinks are gold,
my alt-right wackos are TERRIFIC,
and are often coy when polled

Those Washington insiders are lying to you: my WONDERFUL legal children are as successful as China!

Those DISGRACEFUL grand jurors are as dominant as my toy poodle!

Those NBC hacks are lying to you: my GREAT business partners are as tall as a 35 story building!

Those Comey people are lying to you: my SUPER friends Newt and Rudi are as agile as a giraffe!

Those CIA hardliners are lying to you: my BRILLIANT hair stylists are as superstitious as a pair of old boots!

Those REGRETTABLE Comey people are as compassionate as an old hangman!

Nuclear launch buttons are red,
Pretty violets are blue,
my legal children love ME,
and think Hillary is as cold as an igloo

Those NYTimes employees are lying to you: my GREAT diehard Republicans are as intense as the heat of boiling water!

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