This Election Day get out there and vote America, because Russia will be too.

Mass shootings: they’re not just for public schools, places of worship, open-air concerts, gay nightclubs, post offices, movie theaters, clock towers, shopping malls, fast-food restaurants, college classrooms, corporate offices and gamer competitions anymore!

Is anyone shocked at this piece of garbage anymore? As if the crimes for his father weren’t bad enough. He’s a Trump so he gets chance after chance to be a scumbag and always succeeds!

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RT Is anyone shocked at this piece of garbage anymore? As if the phone calls to his daughter weren’t bad enough. He’s a lib so he gets chance after chance to be decent but always fails!

Alec Baldwin Arrested After Fight Over Parking Spot | NBC New York

Not only is it not Christmas season, Christmas season isn't even Christmas season.

Good for you for caring about something that could help millions of people only because it happened to personally help someone you know! Also, fuck you!
RT Paul Ryan said he supports CBD and hemp after his mother-in-law benefited from synthetics while battling cancer

I don't get the big deal about Halloween. Tens of thousands of kids knock on My door every single day.

This Halloween I'm dressed as the universe. As usual, you won't even recognize Me.

RT TheTweetOfGod: Halloween is the second-best pagan holiday, right behind Christmas.

Every time you retweet Me an angel gets an orgasm.

When I start talking to you, you should start talking to a mental health professional.

I think not existing has made Me desperate for attention.

Human beings are the only rational creatures on Earth, and also the least.

At least there's still plenty of porn.

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