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posting lewds to followers only now its a scary world out there :blobflushed:

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I hqve until June to find this fursona-commission artist and i want to find them thru the fedi cuz rn Alex calls Mastodon "paranoid Twitter" and i want to show him it's great

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Wearing stiff jeans with no underwear is the closest I'll ever come to experiencing the miracle of childbirth

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If you’re having clout problems I feel bad for you hon
I just got 99 followers and I shouldn’t even have 1

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Help, I cannot stop looking at this picture of Scarlett Johansson "working" at her now-defunct popcorn shop in Paris

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every shape is a triangle if you think about it wrong

I wish i liked Alex as much qs Alex likes forging

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if any screen is showing a video of how a sword gets forged, every white man in the vicinity will stop whatever they're doing at that moment and watch it to completion. 🤔🔥⚔️

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anyway all i'm saying is that if you wanted to run an instant at unsettlingly.moist.lawyer you, like, you totally could. no-one would stop you.

posting lewds to followers only now its a scary world out there :blobflushed:

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Take action (one small step) on something you’ve been avoiding that will make your life better in the long run.

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so its a whole comic qbout bein stuck at home

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if you're not following me you're really missing out on me boosting toots from smarter and funnier people

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What I hate: boys
What I like: boys
Do you see my problem here?

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-why is it so awkward to say i love you

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if you try to outpretentious me you will lose

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