PSA: water is H2O, it has a pretty fixed pH value. so does your body. if you were to somehow make your blood "more alkaline" you would almost instantly die
"alkaline water" is just water. it has no effects that regular water doesn't have. also it is not even alkaline. even if it was, it would not make your body more alkaline to drink it. that is not how pH works. stay hydrated but don't buy that shit
@applebaps what?? next you're going to tell me these vitamin c tqblets aren't going to cure my cold
@fructose_dealer that's right my friend, they'll cure your soul! it's because of your soul that you get colds in the first place. now step right over here and let me snap your neck to let your brain and soul communicate more clearly
@fructose_dealer lmbo (laughing my brain off)
@applebaps i really lobe jokes like that, but they only work in the right cortex
@fructose_dealer i see you're a person of culture as well
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