bri @thehearsesong@quey.org

i dont know how yall toot so much im lucky to have one thought per hour

me: what does a guy have to do to get some weed in this bitch?
some nerd: sir this is church

I can shit talk tall people all day but honestly tall girls are 😍😍😍😍 (WLW ONLY POST)

imagine being over 5'5 this post was made by the short gang

for sale: baby, never born

where are all the tops

Not to be gay but the Amnesty theme pops

*eating an entire block of insta-noodles* so ya the Nixon administration was pretty cringe

if you keysmash and you arent a bottom, you're appropriating bottom culture

if you followed me, you agreed to read all my toots in a john mulaney voice. no you cant unfollow its prohibited by the law

fuck this! *hotboxes a starbucks bathroom*

all itneractions on this site look like this

Can i PLEASE get a braincell