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i dont know how yall toot so much im lucky to have one thought per hour

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me: what does a guy have to do to get some weed in this bitch?
some nerd: sir this is church

i stan trevor noah i love that man so much but he needs to stop talking for like 5 minutes

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I can shit talk tall people all day but honestly tall girls are 😍😍😍😍 (WLW ONLY POST)

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imagine being over 5'5 this post was made by the short gang

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self care is blocking str*ight porn accs that spam fedi

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*eating an entire block of insta-noodles* so ya the Nixon administration was pretty cringe

i just spent like 5 minutes looking at gifs of puppies on stairs i feel so valid rn

this gif is what it feels like to try and read anything on the federated timeline

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if you keysmash and you arent a bottom, you're appropriating bottom culture

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if you followed me, you agreed to read all my toots in a john mulaney voice. no you cant unfollow its prohibited by the law

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all itneractions on this site look like this

i was looking at ratemyprofessors while signing up for next semester and one of them just said "this woman is stronger than God" and like... yeah we've all had one of those professors

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