i don't know what i'm doing, just in general
alcohol ment. Show more
wait holy shit i was drunk last night and have zero memory of saying this... what the actual fuck why did i want lime juice i have never had lime juice in my life sdjhfg
broke: horny on main
woke: horny in Maine
i just realized i haven't made an actual post here in like a week but rest assured that i am always watching y'all weirdos
boost this toot if you think Mother Mother fucking SLAPS
i want lime juice
jenny slate marry me challenge
i dont know how yall toot so much im lucky to have one thought per hour
me: what does a guy have to do to get some weed in this bitch?some nerd: sir this is church
i stan trevor noah i love that man so much but he needs to stop talking for like 5 minutes
I can shit talk tall people all day but honestly tall girls are 😍😍😍😍 (WLW ONLY POST)
politics (ish) and a bad pun Show more
had to stop eating russian bread when i found out i was putin intolerant
imagine being over 5'5 this post was made by the short gang
for sale: baby, never born
self care is blocking str*ight porn accs that spam fedi
where are all the tops
Not to be gay but the Amnesty theme pops
*eating an entire block of insta-noodles* so ya the Nixon administration was pretty cringe
i just spent like 5 minutes looking at gifs of puppies on stairs i feel so valid rn
this gif is what it feels like to try and read anything on the federated timeline
if you keysmash and you arent a bottom, you're appropriating bottom culture
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