alcohol ment. Show more

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i just realized i haven't made an actual post here in like a week but rest assured that i am always watching y'all weirdos

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boost this toot if you think Mother Mother fucking SLAPS

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i dont know how yall toot so much im lucky to have one thought per hour

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me: what does a guy have to do to get some weed in this bitch?
some nerd: sir this is church

i stan trevor noah i love that man so much but he needs to stop talking for like 5 minutes

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I can shit talk tall people all day but honestly tall girls are 😍😍😍😍 (WLW ONLY POST)

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imagine being over 5'5 this post was made by the short gang

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self care is blocking str*ight porn accs that spam fedi

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*eating an entire block of insta-noodles* so ya the Nixon administration was pretty cringe

i just spent like 5 minutes looking at gifs of puppies on stairs i feel so valid rn

this gif is what it feels like to try and read anything on the federated timeline

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if you keysmash and you arent a bottom, you're appropriating bottom culture

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